cat & blog #002 - bardog

"i remember when i was young -- you had to order a sandwich to be able to drink in swedish bars. but noone ever ate it, so they would just pass it out & then take it back again to give it to someone else"
if i had a dollar for everytime i've heard that story... but what i really wanna know is -- why didn't anyone eat the fucking food? they paid for it, right?