if it moves, shave it

funny shit:
"...all the endless sorrow, astonishment and plain something-nasty-in-the-woodshedness of being a woman in a man's world. a man's world where, due to them having the power and us having to please them, we were expected to spend half our lives beautifying our unacceptable selves while they reserved the right to go around looking like something which would be more at home being chased through the hills and dales of tibet by a photo-journalist from the fortean times - and were still considered to be right royal 'catches'!"
julie burchill